Slayer and crocodiles.

Slayer have one of the best collections of band t-shirts in any band's history. Here is one of them (and a load of other clothes as well).

Yep, X Factor is on again.

It really is inescapable, even if you were taking refuge from Simon Cowell in an unused mine-shaft in the Yorkshire dales, you would still undoubtedly hear the farmer, screaming in…

Beaty Heart.

You know how we started slagging it off, then remembered that there's a load of new, exciting talent coming out of south east London? Beaty Heart are a perfect example.…