That one where they get a cake that looks like a cock.

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Remember that episode of Friends where Rachel tries to get a 1st birthday cake for Emma but it ends up being a cock (not that we ever saw it for 100% proof, but come on, we all know) and Ross turns it in to a bunny somehow? Well this is probably the bakery that they got that cake from. The erotic bakery specialise in recreating your favourite anatomical part and claim that their “male or female erotic body cakes are always the talk of any bachelor shower or bachelorette party.” We’ll let you make your mind up.

If you’re going to splatter a pussy with cum then make sure to pop a rose on there as well to balance things out a bit.

Based on that scene in American Pie where Nadia touches Jim’s dick?

A veiny cock cookie for your child’s birthday party.

A four poster bed where the posters are chocolate penises, Snookie’s gone to heaven.

This jpeg is called ‘dirty three in a bed 2 girls and a lucky hudge man.’ Im not sure if they meant to write fudge man or huge man, but this guy is both by the looks of it.

Standard issue moral booster for troops overseas in Iraq and Afghanistan.

www.eroticbakeryusa.com

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