(This isn't the girl in the interview, this is just a girl who looks like a whore)

Pichohontus* is a religion and philosophy student at The University of Manchester. She has come up with an alternative to the dreaded student finance.

Pichohontus you’re a student at The University of Manchester aren’t you? What’s it like there?

Its great – a busy place, a lot of sexy guys and girls. The clubs are packed so it’s easy to get up and close and personal with a lot of guys and girls. Also everyone is constantly fucked on mephedrone, (known as “meow meow” if you are a middle aged tabloid writer) so they’re all really horny, which is great in my line of work y’know. (giggles)

It sounds like you go out a lot, that must be pretty expensive for you…

Well yeah, the first term I struggled financially, but this term I’ve found a great new way of subsidising my income.

Oh that sounds promising. What is it?

Well it started out when I didn’t have money for the magic bus (a bus company in Manchester). Some guy offerend me the fare in exchange for a hand job. His dick kind of smelt like a rogan josh curry but I just gobbed a bit of spit lube on and got on with it. The next night I couldn’t be bothered to pay for a club so I just gave the bouncer a blowey and it went on from there really. (laughs)

So how many cocks do you suck a week?

It totally varies. People often request anal and penetrative sex which im game for. I’d say on average 25 dicks a week of all different shapes and sizes.

When you finish your degree in religion and philosophy do you intend to carry on full time?

Till I’m physically unable.

Price list:

Handskis: £45

Bj’s: £60 (30 min max)

Sex: £120 (30 mins come as many times as you like)

Anal: £100 (Doggy style only)

Anything else will be considered

words Daisy Devine

Also posted on Secret Lives of Students.

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