On the bro’d.
Someone’s taken the liberty of translating every male GCSE english student’s favourite novel in to douchey – bro language, some of it’s pretty funny. Here’s an example – it’s the bro re-appropriation of the first line.
“I first met Dean not long after Tryscha and I hooked up. I had just gotten over a wicked fucking hangover that I won’t bother to talk about, except that it had something to do with a six-foot-five douchebag and a beer bong.”