Freaks need love too!
Finding someone who wants to fuck you back can be really hard! But have no fear, I’m going to help you find your soul mate / someone to pee on. This is the first installment of FREAKS Need Love Too. From now on, every week I will introduce you to a hot, single freak who, just like you, is looking for love.
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This week, meet Dev Hynes. I’ve talked about Dev on my blog before–the guy with Synesthesia who’s into squirters. Dev is a musician who operates under the monikers Lightspeed Champion and (more recently) Blood Orange. Prior to this he was in a screamo, proto-new rave band called Test Icicles, whose music I definitely had gurn sex to on more than one occasion back in 2005.
If you think you’re Dev’s soul mate, send him an email to email@example.com. Come on, DO IT!
words Karley Sciortino